नेपाली र्डर्टी

January 13, 2009 by blognepali

25)  केटा “सेक्स गर्दा केतीलाई पानी मजा  आउछ तर पनी कीन केटाले मात्रा पैसा तिर्नु पर्छ ?
केटी – बेवकुफ थाहा छैन  आउट गोइङ्को मात्र चार्ज लाग्छ  इन्कोमीङ्को लाग्दैन भनेर
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tihar

November 2, 2008 by blognepali

2. दिप जस्तो चम्किरहोस् तपाईंको जीवन कहिल्यै पिडाले खिन्न नहोस् त्यो मन…… सधैं भित्रियोस मुरीका मुरी तपाईंको घरमा धन………… सुनौलो विहानीको होस् आगमन लक्ष्मीको होस् सधैं तपाईंको घरमा बास…….. सधैं छाहिरहो तपाईंको मुहरमा उज्यालो प्रकाश यही छ मेरो तपाईंलाई 2065 tihar को शुभकामना Read the rest of this entry »

nepali durty

August 17, 2008 by blognepali
 23. keti- sahuji 12 wata kera dinus  .   
fruit wala- ye linus
keti- yo ta naram chha ali kada dinus na..,
fruit wala- hay madam kahie kahi ta khana lai lanus..!!! Read the rest of this entry »

nepali romantic sms

April 22, 2008 by blognepali

2.धेरै दिन भो मायालुलाइ, देखेको नि छैन आउँदा जादा देउरालीमा,

भेटेको नि छैन बिर्सि जाने माया भए,

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nepali new years

March 28, 2008 by blognepali

30.नव बर्ष 2066 को उपलक्ष्यमा हार्दिक मङ्गलमय शुभकामना। साथै नवबर्षले तपाईमा नया जोश जागर र उमङ्ग ल्याओस। तपाईले चालेका प्रतेक् पाइलाहरुले सगरमाथाको शिखर चुम्न सफल होउन,साथै सुस्वास्थ्य एबम दिर्गायुको कामना गर्दछु। Read the rest of this entry »

valantine sms

February 12, 2008 by blognepali

12.Let’s share the world . A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me.

 

 

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Birthday

January 25, 2008 by blognepali

7. A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come
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Good luck

January 25, 2008 by blognepali

13.     With my   1 Heart…
   2 eyes…
   5 liter blood…
   206 bones…
   1.2million Red Cells…
   60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
   I wish u “All the very best of LUCK
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Marriage sms

January 25, 2008 by blognepali
33. A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.   

wife & husband

December 31, 2007 by blognepali

 25. Wife: 10 barsa pahila maile jun keta sanga biwah garna maneko thiyen. U ajhai samma rakshi piyi rahancha Husband: Wow! Yati lamo  celebration!     

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