20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar
17. Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?
Ram – wife sanga ?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho ni………
16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha
15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .
14. Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.
13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..
12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani parchha ,timro yad aauchha , jaba panimaa bijchhu timi nai yad aauchhau. BHANA MERO CHHATAA KAHILE FARKAUCHHAU ???
11. Rakshi banyo tyasaile bhatti banyo banyo tyasaile bhamaraa banyo , timima kunai khasa baat chha , KINAKI,TYASAI PAGAL KHANA BANENA….
10. Phool bina…..sugandha bekaar chandrama bina…..Chandni bekaar prem bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mero SMS bina…..Timro MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
9. jasari Heera le Heea katchha … falaamle falaamlai katchhha .thik tyasari nai heradai gara ek din… timilai KUKURle tokcha….
8.timi hasi rakha ,sadhai hasi nai rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha , hasera khusi hau ,hasera nai jivan bitau , malai ke chha ra ,manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha PAGAAL bhanera… ..!
7. aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha ,ke bho? ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho ha ha ..
6. Doctor says to hari: tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group autai chha, ho?Hari: kina nahosa ta , usale mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khun khai rahechha…
5. schoolma nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo:madam 3. alikati tapai ,alikati ma koshis garchhu bachcha ta niski hal6 ni …!
4. Nepali niyam…yadi ketile aafnai echhale diyo bhane PREM …. yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR…. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR…. yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR
3. keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…
2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..
1. girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????
3. keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…
2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..
1. girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????
Naughty sms »Nepali jokes
By blognepali
Ads by Google
Nepalese Girls
Marry Nepalese Girl Register Free! Search, Chat & Marry
BharatMatrimony.Com/NRI-Join
21. “yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?
Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..
20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
18. Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?
Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar
17. Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?
Ram – wife sanga ?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho ni………
16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha
15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .
14. Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.
13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..
12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani
like it……. thanks for it…………..aauta manche ko sirmati ko pet fule ko rahecha. uss ko husband chai uss ko budi pregnent bhayo bhanera kusi hudai doctor ko ma lage cha. doctor le check up garepachi:-
doctor:- tapai ko budi pregnent haina uss ko pet ma gas bhaye ko rahecha…
tyo manche( resau dai):- k teso bhaye malai hawa halne pump mechine samjheko…….
auta kata kti lai chikna gancha ani chiki ra ko vela ma kta le kt lai van cha
kta :- padau
kt:- ho kinara
kta:- kasto gulla muni setalo vayo kya
80 saal ko Bodro le 15 saal ki kayte lai
BIWA, gareyo ra suhaagraat ko din khub roye,
Bodro lay saboi bhulle sakeko thiyo’
ra kayte kai jaanthinan.(bikramchhetri007@gmail.com)
i want to read some jocks
nice but halka rough
80 saal ko Bodro le 15 saal ki kayte lai
BIWA, gareyo ra suhaagraat ko din khub roye,
Bodro lay saboi bhulle sakeko thiyo’
ra kayte kai jaanthinan.(
i dont like
not bad bt not gud 2
5/6 jana keti haru ak aapasma kura gardai jor jorle hasi raheka thiye. tehi bela 1 jana k t uther bhani
….. a sathi haru ho.. E keta haru chahi ke kura garer haschhan hola..?
arko k t le jawaf diyo…. hamro jastai kura garer haschhan holani ta ..
arko k t uthera k bhanche thaha chha…..
” chhya kasta RANDA huda rahechhan hai sathi ho” …
eka deshma euta bokshi thiyo.oosko gharbatta jahile bhat bhat aawaaz aunthyo .
euta manche usko ghar ma gayo.uslai heryo.chakh pachadi basyo . bholi palta umaryo
cool
my new blog is http://chhattu.blogspot.com/.. plz log on this…
eka deshma eauta bhoot thyo ra uh sadhai moot thyo…….
suppop
hvy maajako lorai6…………………………….sopup sid
Nice
kya dhamai chha
pardha peadai hasera man harami chha
yesto je payo tei lekhne
I leke very much
Wa wa wa wa kya ramro chutkilaa xa baa
Hahahahaha all sms very niceee,,,
nice….
ah theeek 6
time passing jokes
like it
i think its a cool website for entertainment which makes people laugh. I like this
i love this . It is cool site for entertainment
Wow..really funny jokes Indeed…For more Nepali Jokes please visit our blog
Dhearai Ramaila Jokes haru Rahechhan Mazza AAyo
chha yast paqne huncha ta phul bina k kada.
Like
ha ha!! nice
Oh nice jokes malai saabai jokes haru sarai maan paro
nepali jokes
Hooohooohooo. Ramro 6 i like it & upload in my fb page. Very very nice….
Hi
Uh-huh,
Life’s like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That’s the way it is
‘Cause life’s like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That’s the way it is
Chill out,
What you yellin’ for?
Lay back, it’s all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
I like you the way you are
When we’re, driving in my car
And you’re talking to me
One on one
But you become
Somebody else
‘Round everyone else
Watchin’ your back
Like you can’t relax
You’re tryin’ to be cool
You look like a fool
To me
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you’re
Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
Life’s like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
You come over unannounced
Dressed up like you’re something else
Where you are and
Where you sat, you see
You’re making me
Laugh out
When you strike a pose
Take off all your preppy clothes
You know
You’re not fooling anyone
When you become
Somebody else
‘Round everyone else
Watchin’ your back
Like you can’t relax
Tryin’ to be cool
You look like a fool
To me
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you’re
Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
Life’s like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me
I’m never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no…
Chill out,
What you yellin’ for?
Lay back, it’s all been done before
And if you could let it be
You will see
Somebody else
‘Round everyone else
You’re watchin’ your back
Like you can’t relax
You’re tryin’ to be cool
You look like a fool
To me, to me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you’re
Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
Life’s like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it
No, no
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you’re
Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
Life’s like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it
like it
i really dont like at all
This is simple and very good jokes …….like it
great jokes and the best collection ever found on internet …thanks.
Breakup’s arent alwz meant for Makeup’s..
Sometimes they’re meant fo Wakeup’s.
hahahaha plz maro id ma pani jokes rakhadinu la
thikai rai6 not so bad and not so good too
Its Verry Joking In All SMS
I Like It SMS