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21.  “yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta  “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?

Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..

 

 

 

 

 

20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj

Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”

Keti  “sandil kholu .

Keta – ”pagal ,  yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

18. Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?

Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Ram – talking in cell politely

Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?

Ram – wife sanga ?

Shym – yati prem le

Ram – timro ho ni………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?

Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

 

 

 

 

15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .

 

 

 

 

14. Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.

 

 

 

 

13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..

 

 

 

 

12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani parchha ,timro yad aauchha , jaba panimaa bijchhu timi nai yad aauchhau. BHANA MERO CHHATAA KAHILE FARKAUCHHAU ???

 

 

 

 

11.  Rakshi banyo tyasaile bhatti banyo banyo tyasaile bhamaraa banyo , timima kunai khasa baat chha , KINAKI,TYASAI PAGAL KHANA BANENA….

 

 

 

 

10. Phool bina…..sugandha bekaar chandrama bina…..Chandni bekaar prem bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mero SMS bina…..Timro MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

 

 

 

 

9. jasari Heera le Heea katchha … falaamle falaamlai katchhha .thik tyasari nai heradai gara ek din… timilai KUKURle tokcha….

 

 

 

 

8.timi hasi rakha ,sadhai hasi nai rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha , hasera khusi hau ,hasera nai jivan bitau , malai ke chha ra ,manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha PAGAAL bhanera… ..!

 

 

 

 

7. aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha ,ke bho? ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho ha ha ..

 

 

 

 

6. Doctor says to hari: tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group autai chha, ho?Hari: kina nahosa ta , usale mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khun khai rahechha…

 

 

 

5. schoolma nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo:madam 3. alikati tapai ,alikati ma koshis garchhu bachcha ta niski hal6 ni …!

 

 

 

 

4. Nepali niyam…yadi ketile aafnai echhale diyo bhane PREM …. yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR…. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR…. yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR

 

 

 

 

3. keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…

 

 

 

2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..

 

 

 

 

1. girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…

 

 

 

2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..

 

 

 

 

1. girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????

 

 

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    21. “yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
    Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?

    Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..

    20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj

    Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…

    19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”

    Keti “sandil kholu .

    Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..

    18. Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?

    Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar

    17. Ram – talking in cell politely

    Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?

    Ram – wife sanga ?

    Shym – yati prem le

    Ram – timro ho ni………

    16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?

    Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

    15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .

    14. Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.

    13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..

    12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani

  2. like it……. thanks for it…………..aauta manche ko sirmati ko pet fule ko rahecha. uss ko husband chai uss ko budi pregnent bhayo bhanera kusi hudai doctor ko ma lage cha. doctor le check up garepachi:-
    doctor:- tapai ko budi pregnent haina uss ko pet ma gas bhaye ko rahecha…
    tyo manche( resau dai):- k teso bhaye malai hawa halne pump mechine samjheko…….

  3. auta kata kti lai chikna gancha ani chiki ra ko vela ma kta le kt lai van cha
    kta :- padau
    kt:- ho kinara
    kta:- kasto gulla muni setalo vayo kya

  4. 80 saal ko Bodro le 15 saal ki kayte lai
    BIWA, gareyo ra suhaagraat ko din khub roye,
    Bodro lay saboi bhulle sakeko thiyo’
    ra kayte kai jaanthinan.(bikramchhetri007@gmail.com)

  5. i want to read some jocks

  6. nice but halka rough

  7. 80 saal ko Bodro le 15 saal ki kayte lai
    BIWA, gareyo ra suhaagraat ko din khub roye,
    Bodro lay saboi bhulle sakeko thiyo’
    ra kayte kai jaanthinan.(

  8. not bad bt not gud 2

  9. 5/6 jana keti haru ak aapasma kura gardai jor jorle hasi raheka thiye. tehi bela 1 jana k t uther bhani
    ….. a sathi haru ho.. E keta haru chahi ke kura garer haschhan hola..?

    arko k t le jawaf diyo…. hamro jastai kura garer haschhan holani ta ..
    arko k t uthera k bhanche thaha chha…..

    ” chhya kasta RANDA huda rahechhan hai sathi ho” …

  10. eka deshma euta bokshi thiyo.oosko gharbatta jahile bhat bhat aawaaz aunthyo .
    euta manche usko ghar ma gayo.uslai heryo.chakh pachadi basyo . bholi palta umaryo

  11. cool

  12. Nischal said:

    eka deshma eauta bhoot thyo ra uh sadhai moot thyo…….

  13. suppop

  14. hvy maajako lorai6…………………………….sopup sid

  15. kya dhamai chha
    pardha peadai hasera man harami chha

  16. yesto je payo tei lekhne

  17. Prabin Bhandariu said:

    I leke very much

  18. nice joke

  19. malae ta lasty haso layo joke pahne ra ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  20. Wa wa wa wa kya ramro chutkilaa xa baa

  21. Dil .thapa Magar said:

    Hahahahaha all sms very niceee,,,

  22. dpak baral bro said:

    ah theeek 6

  23. Madan Karki said:

    time passing jokes

  24. rajiv shrestha said:

    i think its a cool website for entertainment which makes people laugh. I like this

  25. rajiv shrestha said:

    i love this . It is cool site for entertainment

  26. Wow..really funny jokes Indeed…For more Nepali Jokes please visit our blog

  27. Dhearai Ramaila Jokes haru Rahechhan Mazza AAyo

  28. Rocksun said:

    chha yast paqne huncha ta phul bina k kada.

  29. Like

  30. ha ha!! nice

  31. Krishna said:

    Oh nice jokes malai saabai jokes haru sarai maan paro

  32. nepali jokes

  33. Hooohooohooo. Ramro 6 i like it & upload in my fb page. Very very nice….

  34. Uh-huh,
    Life’s like this
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    That’s the way it is
    ‘Cause life’s like this
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    That’s the way it is

    Chill out,
    What you yellin’ for?
    Lay back, it’s all been done before
    And if you could only let it be
    You will see

    I like you the way you are
    When we’re, driving in my car
    And you’re talking to me
    One on one
    But you become

    Somebody else
    ‘Round everyone else
    Watchin’ your back
    Like you can’t relax
    You’re tryin’ to be cool
    You look like a fool
    To me

    Tell me

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it

    No, no, no

    You come over unannounced
    Dressed up like you’re something else
    Where you are and
    Where you sat, you see
    You’re making me
    Laugh out
    When you strike a pose
    Take off all your preppy clothes
    You know
    You’re not fooling anyone
    When you become

    Somebody else
    ‘Round everyone else
    Watchin’ your back
    Like you can’t relax
    Tryin’ to be cool
    You look like a fool
    To me

    Tell me

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me
    I’m never gonna find you fake it

    No, no, no…

    Chill out,
    What you yellin’ for?
    Lay back, it’s all been done before
    And if you could let it be
    You will see

    Somebody else
    ‘Round everyone else
    You’re watchin’ your back
    Like you can’t relax
    You’re tryin’ to be cool
    You look like a fool
    To me, to me

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it

    No, no

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it

  35. Ashok Shrestha said:

    like it

  36. asutos soul said:

    i really dont like at all

  37. This is simple and very good jokes …….like it

  38. great jokes and the best collection ever found on internet …thanks.

  39. Majako joks haru … Hahahahahaha… Ek din ram ra shyam school dhilo pugo ra sir le sodo; ram kina school dhilo ako? Ram:sir mero paisa hara ko thiyo ani khoda pheri dhilo bhayo . Sir:ani shyam timi ne kina dhilo? Shyam:sir maile usko paisa kulchera base ko thiye?

  40. Breakup’s arent alwz meant for Makeup’s..
    Sometimes they’re meant fo Wakeup’s.

  41. gopal khadka said:

    hahahaha plz maro id ma pani jokes rakhadinu la

  42. thikai rai6 not so bad and not so good too

  43. Its Verry Joking In All SMS
    I Like It SMS

  44. What a rubbish type of joke just like a punch of tit tomato

  45. suk dhoj subba said:

    its nice and go on adding more funny and moral jokes

  46. nitesh karn said:

    khohi timilai bewakuff bhane ma = tension na linu, na risaunu, na runuu, na dukhit hunu chup chap chair ma basera sochnu saale lai thaha kasari bhayo.

  47. xorile momy lai vanxa
    xori- momy momy wo ladka nea mujhe dekhtaa hai to mera bra tide hojaty hai.
    momy – area bety tum vi aapna bra ko thodi niche kardea saleki under wer tide hojayega

  48. Dharmendra Chetri said:

    Kamal cha, ajha ramro ramro thokdei gara sathiho…

  49. http://www.jokespapa.com for more new nepali jokes visit

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