Hindi

86.subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.

85.Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”

84.Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai mere pyaar ko ghalat nahi samjhna dost pyaar to doston mein bhi hota hai.By Mudassir

83.DOsti gunah hai to hone na denaDosti Khuda hai to khone na denakarte ho dosti jab kisi se tous Dost ko kabhi rone na dena.Mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin

82.Mujhy phool achay lagtay hain lakin khushboo nahinmujhy log achy lagtay hain lakin duniya nahinmujhy sher achay lagtay hain lakin shairee nahinmujhy tum achay lagty ho lakin tum nahin “Sirf Tum”

81.Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hotaHar jaga rukna intazar nahin hotaYun to milti hein hazaron se nazreinHer nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota

80.Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

79.Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapas kroge!

78.Kaise ho?maze me? tabiyat kasei?ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok?dimag thikane?Kaamal ha yarfir to SMS kar sakte ho!

77.Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,mehak ho axe jaise,tazgi ho colgate jaise,aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

76.God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja,Ye mujhe kise ne bheja,isliye maine tujhe bheja!

75.Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane..kuch tu baat he aap mai,yu hi nahi pagal khane bane..

74.ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,es dil main bas gayi dosti aapkiab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha

73.kal ho na ho…Aaj tu hai…Aaj ho na ho…Ya pel tu hay…Ya pel ho na ho…Hum tu hia…Hum ho na ho…Humari dosti tu hai.

72. Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai

71. Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

70.Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaarChand bina…..Chandni bekaarPyar bina…..Zindagi bekaarMere SMS bina…..Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

69.Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

68.Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!

67.Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

66.Tum Haste Raho,O Haste Raho,O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho,Muskarate Raho,Sada Khilkhilate Raho,Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain,Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

65. kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakayhum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye…

64.tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaaywaqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaaychahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deynalekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

63.kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad.

62. Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.Youn hi tanhai main hum

61. Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

60. chand taro ka nur aap per barse ;har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ;aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya kiaap ek gum pane ko tarse.

59. Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

58.Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

57. Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

 

56. A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain”?teacher nahin kabhi nahin “boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.

55. PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE

 

54. eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies ” mujhe AIDS hai “*******

 

53. Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

 

52. Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He

 

 

51. Sadham meets kajol n ask her ” how is ur life ?” , kajol says ” Kabie khushi kabie gham!” n kajol asks Sadham ” how about u? ” n he says ” kabie BUSH kabie BOMB”!!!!!!!

 

50. Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.

 

49. Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.

 

48. Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath…
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

 

47. Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal

 

46. Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .42.Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-”Kaisa Hua”??
“Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!

 

45.Boy 2 girl – kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply – me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy – Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho

 

44.Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani

 

43.Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..

 

42.jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan

 

41. Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 

40. Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha…

 

39. Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

 

38. Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

37. Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to sms kar sakte ho!

36. Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

35. God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

 

34. Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga

 

33. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

32. Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

31. Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

 

30. two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!

 

 

29. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

28. Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

27. Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai…! “MOBILE” k bill se derte hai..! To aap sms kyuo nahi karte hai..!

26. zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.

25. Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai mundir nahin hai

24. I am sorry yaar,
aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

23. Plz don’t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

22. Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

 

21. Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

 

20. MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,
ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,
POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,
AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA…!GOOD MORNING!

 

19. HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,
KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI
YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS ho,
KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOTE HAIN…!GOOD MORNING

 

18. Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai…
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost, yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!

17. Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye…Good Morning…

16. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning

15. Count many star on the screen…. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ….Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage….Good Morning…

14. Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good Morning

13. Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,

12.Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

11.Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao……. Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray

Pray

Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

10.Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao…
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein…
jao baba Aage jao…………………………………..
Aage jao……………………………………….. …….
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

9. tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA

8.Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

7.jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it’s tooth brush……

6. A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

5. School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

4. INDIA KI REET… Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR… Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR… Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR… aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…

3. Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

2. Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

1.Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?