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Nepali Naughty sms

20. Aama chhorilai”yadi kunai ketale BRA lai touch garyo bhane bhannu  “DONOT” ra penty lai touch garo bhane bhannu “STOP”    bholi palta chhorile aama lai bhanyo “aaj ek janale ekai patak BRA and PENTY lai touch garyo maile bhane “donot stop”

 

 

 

 

19. What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
….”bhitra samma janchha, tato banauchha, aaraam dinchha….”

 

 

 

 

18. Kina 90% keti ko left breast thulo hunchha ?

Beacuase…… 90%keta haru right handed hunchha  .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Mom: talai keta ramro lagyo bhane ma kura aghi chalauchhu doughter: keta thikai chha tara moto chha..             Mom: TV chahe 14inch ko hos ya 29inch ko remote 6 inch kai hunchha…. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Teacher ko Pent ko Zip khula dekher sabhai students hasna thalyo .

Teacher: “Jyada  nahash nabhaye Bahir nikalkar Khada garidinchhu”.

 

 

15. Doctor: tapaiko ghuda ma kasari ghau bhayo,
Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style.                            Doctor: Don’t u know any other styles?
Lady: I know, but my dog doesn’t….!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. Teacher le englishma translate garna mohan lai auta sentence diyo – khusile garda usako chhati fulera thulo bho?

Mohan – Due 2 happiness!his chest turned into breasts…..

 

 

 

 

 

13. keti ra chiyaamaa 5 chij hunu jaruri 6.

1.taatataato hosh

2.dudha jyada hosh

3.metho hosh.

4.5 minutes maa tayaar hosh

5.raat bhar jaagaaraam basaune hosh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. fat electrician while having sex
asks his wife – bhana timilai kasto laagi rahe6?
wife – priye ,load high bho tara voltage    kamchha .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. chhataa ra keti maa ke different 6?

-chhatabuttom dabayera kholnu parchha ra

keti lai kholera buttom dabaunu parchha….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10.bodymaa 256 ataa haddi chha timilai yo bahek arko kina sadhai chahinchha…?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. lady says another lady – jaba timro divorce bhayeko thiyo tyasa bela autai bachchaa thiyo tara ahile 3 jana bachchaaa , kasari?

lady – kahile kahi uni maafi maagna aauchha..

 

 

 

 

 

 

8.ek hijada le viagra khayo

sarir vitra bata aawaj aayo “maaf garnusa tapaiko sarirmaa yo sewa upalabda chhaina..

 

 

 

 

 

7. what is the tragedy of hindi film ‘sholay’?

ek ta thakurko budi thiyena tyasamaati dubai hatha

pani katiyeko thiyo …..

 

 

 

 

 

6. callgirl – wanna have sex?

man – yadi timi mero budile jasto garchhau bhane?

girl – tyo kasari ?

man – free maa…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5.girl – jahile pani ma chhimeki ketalai dekhchhu mero

BRA tight hunchha..

Mom – tyaso bhaye BRA nai nalagai hera tyasako

pant tight hun6..

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. patrakarle nayika rekha sanga interview lidai

patrakar – bihaan uthane bitikai ke garnu hunchha ??

rekha – sabh bhanda pahila ghar janchhu…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. similality of mpbile n wife ?

dubai aruko ramro lagchha.

dubai naya ramro lagchha.

dubailai raat bhar charge garnu parchha….

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.Aama chhori doctor ko clinicma

doctor- sara kapada nikaler parda pachhi bed ma sutnus

girl – ma hoina mero aama ho

doctor- tyaso bhaye jibro nikalnus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.school ma boys ra girls football khelnu aghi

girl-s- hami timiharulai harayer dekhai dinchhau

boys_la hami haryeu , ab dekhau..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments on: "Nepali Naughty sms" (45)

  1. hey all
    so nice and funny jokes. nice keep it posting . upadate them always.
    i am impressed.

  2. best sms yar thans 4 naughty sms

  3. Hello sathi haru
    nice jokes. so naughty but please update them periodically so all can enjoy much.
    thanks/

  4. hi guys thanks for the jokes. keep more nice naughty and funny joke and sms.

  5. ALL THE JOKE ARE NICE AND FUNNY KEEP IT UP BRO………………

  6. HAATI RA MUSA KO JOKE AAUTA:- EK CHOTI HAATI LAI COCONUT KO RUKH MUNI BADEKO RAHECHA. AACHA NAK MUSA AAYERA SEX GARNA LAGE CHA HAATI SANGA. RUKH HALLIYERA COCONUT KHASE RA HAATI KO TAUKO MA LAGE CHA ANI HAATI DUKHERA KARAYE CHA. MUSA:- HAATI DUKHYO KI HO BISTA RAI GARCHU LA…………

  7. sathi haru aja ramra ramro up date garnu la
    thanks for all

  8. ramro 6 som haru lai 1 prasna….hidda kheri majyak mujuk, uvinda kheri chup, basda kheri hasche kun debi ko mukh????

  9. ramro and time spent hune

  10. masti ko chha kasam ramailo chha masti time pass pani hunchh yesaile aja dherai hos jhan ramilo hune thiyo

  11. ki ho mero pani pani jhareo

  12. Dhanu Thapa said:

    Ha…hahahahaha…., so funny yaar. Joke padhda pani yata tala bhaile disturb garna thal6 yaar.

  13. sharad singh said:

    hooooooaaaaaaaaaa……haaaa…. to much funny yaaar

  14. Laam Paate said:

    Lu saathi haru lai auta gau khane kabita… answer dine lai ramro puraskaar ko bebasta… Prasana yesto chh:- Wori-pori jungle bich ma pokhari, jati garyo uti majja aaune lau ta parmesori ke ho?

  15. Roniktm said:

    Very funny jokes update always.. Thanks

  16. good…but…don’t copy more….be origenal…

  17. last dami cha

  18. BABBAL CHA.

  19. John Khadka said:

    Dami Cha Malai Ekdam Manparryo

  20. very funny jokes nd comment ni too much funny all my frenzz

  21. Abhisekh Baral said:

    garna manlagyo sunera

  22. hahuhehi

  23. ek din rawan disco (Night Club) gayechha…..disco ko main door agadi pugne bittikai behos bhayechha!!!!!!!!!! kinaki main door ma lekheko rahechha….1000 per head…
    (Cause he has 10 heads n he has to pay 10000)

    but suddely wokeup n said…well im the lanka king…jaabo 10,000 ma k ko behos hunu bhanera bhitra gayechha….pheri bhitra pugne bitikai behos bhayechha….!!!!! (Yati ramri ramri sundari haru yaha nai paune rahechha ….. malai ke ko sita haran garnu pareko thiyo hola….)

  24. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nc joke yar

  25. oooononono my body having hot who will coll my body sayed brother haru lai pani tastai bhayo hola ni thank for funny jokes i read free donot mine

  26. Wow…really great sms…for more lovely sms you can visit this page.

  27. Sunder neupane said:

    Damiz xa………!!!!!!!!!

  28. babbal
    damiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  29. Aadarsha said:

    To much funnny cha ha ..ha .._!…..ha……..*,*

  30. Khatra 6 sathi….

  31. John Khadka said:

    Mood fress Bhayo aaj ko jock le Thank you Man keep it up

  32. saroj lamsal said:

    Yestai yastai sex sms aajai share garnu na …..I like ra padadha pani lado bata pani bagos na yar sathi testo sms sare bhahos k…..

  33. Verry nice

  34. dhrai ramro lagooooooooo sms so cute

  35. kinda cool

  36. surendra said:

    Nice

    • surendra said:

      Kya baath hai
      Chuste chuste guus gaya aur bhitra kee dhuniya mai ghoom ho gaya

  37. Hello frends how iz da jokes r here

  38. yestai joke sunnna magga aaucha

  39. हा हा हा । । । ।
    दामी जोक्स रैछ । ।
    अझ बढी जोक्सको लागी तल क्लिक गर्नुहोस

    http://khoyaa.com/jokes

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