Nepali Naughty sms

20. Aama chhorilai”yadi kunai ketale BRA lai touch garyo bhane bhannu  “DONOT” ra penty lai touch garo bhane bhannu “STOP”    bholi palta chhorile aama lai bhanyo “aaj ek janale ekai patak BRA and PENTY lai touch garyo maile bhane “donot stop”

 

 

 

 

19. What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
….”bhitra samma janchha, tato banauchha, aaraam dinchha….”

 

 

 

 

18. Kina 90% keti ko left breast thulo hunchha ?

Beacuase…… 90%keta haru right handed hunchha  .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Mom: talai keta ramro lagyo bhane ma kura aghi chalauchhu doughter: keta thikai chha tara moto chha..             Mom: TV chahe 14inch ko hos ya 29inch ko remote 6 inch kai hunchha…. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Teacher ko Pent ko Zip khula dekher sabhai students hasna thalyo .

Teacher: “Jyada  nahash nabhaye Bahir nikalkar Khada garidinchhu”.

 

 

15. Doctor: tapaiko ghuda ma kasari ghau bhayo,
Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style.                            Doctor: Don’t u know any other styles?
Lady: I know, but my dog doesn’t….!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. Teacher le englishma translate garna mohan lai auta sentence diyo – khusile garda usako chhati fulera thulo bho?

Mohan – Due 2 happiness!his chest turned into breasts…..

 

 

 

 

 

13. keti ra chiyaamaa 5 chij hunu jaruri 6.

1.taatataato hosh

2.dudha jyada hosh

3.metho hosh.

4.5 minutes maa tayaar hosh

5.raat bhar jaagaaraam basaune hosh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. fat electrician while having sex
asks his wife – bhana timilai kasto laagi rahe6?
wife – priye ,load high bho tara voltage    kamchha .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. chhataa ra keti maa ke different 6?

-chhatabuttom dabayera kholnu parchha ra

keti lai kholera buttom dabaunu parchha….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10.bodymaa 256 ataa haddi chha timilai yo bahek arko kina sadhai chahinchha…?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. lady says another lady – jaba timro divorce bhayeko thiyo tyasa bela autai bachchaa thiyo tara ahile 3 jana bachchaaa , kasari?

lady – kahile kahi uni maafi maagna aauchha..

 

 

 

 

 

 

8.ek hijada le viagra khayo

sarir vitra bata aawaj aayo “maaf garnusa tapaiko sarirmaa yo sewa upalabda chhaina..

 

 

 

 

 

7. what is the tragedy of hindi film ’sholay’?

ek ta thakurko budi thiyena tyasamaati dubai hatha

pani katiyeko thiyo …..

 

 

 

 

 

6. callgirl – wanna have sex?

man – yadi timi mero budile jasto garchhau bhane?

girl – tyo kasari ?

man – free maa…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5.girl – jahile pani ma chhimeki ketalai dekhchhu mero

BRA tight hunchha..

Mom – tyaso bhaye BRA nai nalagai hera tyasako

pant tight hun6..

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. patrakarle nayika rekha sanga interview lidai

patrakar – bihaan uthane bitikai ke garnu hunchha ??

rekha – sabh bhanda pahila ghar janchhu…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. similality of mpbile n wife ?

dubai aruko ramro lagchha.

dubai naya ramro lagchha.

dubailai raat bhar charge garnu parchha….

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.Aama chhori doctor ko clinicma

doctor- sara kapada nikaler parda pachhi bed ma sutnus

girl – ma hoina mero aama ho

doctor- tyaso bhaye jibro nikalnus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.school ma boys ra girls football khelnu aghi

girl-s- hami timiharulai harayer dekhai dinchhau

boys_la hami haryeu , ab dekhau..