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 25. एउटा पर्फुम लगाएको केटी बस्मा चढ्यो ।
केटा: आजकल फिनेलको प्रयोग अलि बडी नै हुन थालेको छ।
केटी:के गर्ने तर पनि सङ्लेले पिछा गर्न छोड्ने होइन ।

24. Rocket & Plane
Plane says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau ?                                                                        

Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….

 

 

23. Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.
Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha .

 

 

 

 

22. Girls Hostel warden call Electric office & Complains: “aaj ta keta pathai dinus  ketiharu re 3 din dekhi Mombatti le kaam chalai  rahechha.!!” 

21. yaar 1986 ko girl; Mom jeans paint lagau ?
 Mom: hunna chhori manchhele k bhanchha

.
2008 k0 girl: Mom mini skirt kagau ?

 Mom; laga chhori laga kehi ta laga.

 

 

 

20. Hamaro Dosti koi rugha khoki hoina jo aayera 2/4 din mai jaosh, yo to HIV Aids jastai ho  jo ek patak bhaye

 

 

 

 

19. 1 ketile aafno weight napi raheko thiyo – 58 kg,
sandal kholyo -56kg,
jacket kholyo -53kg,
sal  kholyo -52kg,
keti “sikke sidiyo…..
chheuko bhikhari – “timi nap lidai jau sikka ma dinchhu.”

 

 

 

 

 

18. A lady to another lady: Jab tero divorce bhayeko thiyo taba euta matra bachha thiyo tara ahile 3 wata, kasari?
She says: waha kahile kahi mafi magna aaunu hunchha……

 

 

 

 

 

17. Chhora  – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?

Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka pani swaga jasto lagosh bhaner .

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Pahila hathle ramro sanga pakad

Mukhle bistarai chush ,

Thuk lagau,

Bistarai vitra chhirau

Ek dui patak garo hunchha

Ek dui patak kosis gare pachhi chhirchha,…..

….Kati garo hunchha siyo ma dhago chhiraun.cac

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15. Ek patak elephantko  nude boy sanga bhet bhayo . elephant le manchhelai kehi chhin herer bhanyo ” Timi yati sano kij bat kasari sash ferchhau “.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. Fool bhanda sundar kehi chhain,

Sagarmatha bhanda aglo kehi chhain,

Sagar bhanda gahiro kehi chhain,

Ab timro k taarif garu …..Sathima timi jasto nalayak kohi chhaina…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13. Bihe pachhi sriman srimati sikka ko dui pato hunchhan,

Jo ek arka lai herna chahadain tara pani jiwan bhar sangai baschhan

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. Boy:jau kunai sunsaan thauma

Girl:timi yasto usto harkat ta gardai nau ni ?

Boy: promise gardina !

Girl:hoss,tyaso bhaye kina jane  

 

 

 

 

11. gadima husband aafno wifelai:
timi sanga bihe garera pachhatai rahechhu lagchha talai KUKUR ko agaadi chhodi diu
chheuko  passenger :woo wao wao wao!!!    

 

 

 

 

10. pahila KISS gara,
pheri PALANGma sutaau,
ani kattu khola,
ani MUNI  haath lagau,
.
.
.
.
ra check gara k
BABY le SU SU ta gareko chhaina .    

 

 

 

 

9. Ek pakta garana  plz..
kasailai bhandina ma plz..
plz gara na gara……..
malai mazza aauchha …
ek palta hamro mitrataa ko lagi bhaye pani
gara na plzz…
euta lovely  SMS!!!    

 

 

 

 

8. two men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“hoina my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”   

 

 

 

 

7. Pahila unale utaro sari
fere utaro petikot
blouse ta pahike nai utari sakeko thiyo
duty mindzyadah excited na hau
uale sukeko kapada uthai raheko thiyo ….!       

 

 

 

 

6. Ek bachchaa janmane bitikai nurselai bhayo mobile 6?


..Nurse: kina mobile?
..Bacha: kehi hoina GODlai miscall garnu thiyo ramrai sanga aai puge bhanera.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5.A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha chhu 5 rupiya dinusa

“Husband said 2 his wife- deu deu, timilai sundari bhanyo bhane har halma andha ho.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.Marriage is


like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish

“KAASH…
yo orser gareko bhaye hunthiyo” 

 

 

 

3. Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: ma pagal bhai halchhu!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: pagal je pani garna sakchha


In both case you feel “ajhai kehi parkheko bhayo ajha ramro model pauthe”
2.What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - 

 

 

 

 

1.Wifelai Thappar hirkaye pabchhi risayer husbandlai bhanyo”manchhele usailai hirkauchha jasalai usale maya garchha.”

Wifele husbandlai 2 jhapad hirkayera bhanyo “tapai k samjhinu hunchha ke matapailai maya gardina.

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Comments on: "nepali funny sms" (24)

  1. sabin bogati said:

    3. pahila KISS gara,
    pheri PALANGma sutaau,
    ani kattu khola,
    ani MUNI haath lagau,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ra check gara k
    BABY le SU SU ta gareko chhaina .

  2. kaley pushpey said:

    protest more yarr it is less amount and translated from hindi sms
    make own kaya .

  3. hi this funny sms the you reads

  4. good soooooooooo funny

  5. thik 6 aru kho g rakhnu la

  6. kunai kunai ta thik chan tara some hindi bata translet garako clear bujincha……

  7. Tridib Chetri said:

    All the sms are copywrite, nothing so interesting

  8. puran bahadur said:

    santa : yaar aaja india dui samman haari sakyo
    banta : vo kaserai
    santa : yaar wo to highlight maa bhi haari sakyo

  9. bro jhakas 6 desi lai takkar dinu parcha la aja kool kool msg pani llekhna garana? dharai jaso copy na gara la

  10. 1 din auta lady suga kinna rajendra ko pasal ma gai….
    Lady: yes suga ma k khaas cha???
    Rajendra: yo bolna sakcha..
    Lady le suga lai sodhyo ”bhana ma ko ho???”
    Suga: ‘maa chikni randi hoos…’
    Rajendra le tyo suga lai bhitra lagyo ra pani ma chobaldai sodhyo: bhan gali dinchas???
    Suga: Nai kahile pani dinna…
    Rajendra le suga lai bahira lyai lady lai pheri sodhna bhanyo…
    Lady: yadi mero gharma auta manche aaucha bhane timile k sooch chaw???
    Suga: Timro poi ho..
    Lady: dui jana aaye bhane???
    Suga: timro poi ra unko bhai…
    Lady: teen jana aaye bhane???
    Suga: timro poi, unko bhai ani timro bhai…
    Lady: char jana aaye bhane???

    Suga: pani lew rajendra bhai maile ta pahilei bhaneko thiye maa chikni randi ho.

  11. bihe garna baseki behuli lai saayar le:
    Maya ma hurke ki Timi, sasurali jadai chaw…
    Maya ma hurke ki timi, sasurali jadai chaw….
    Paltai paltai chik cha maa-chikni le
    Tehi pani hasi rakhi chaw….

  12. Armoon thapa said:

    i like it yaa aru new new

  13. sms pde ra atyant nai khusi lagya

  14. Wari ma lingo, parima lingo 2 lingo barabar,
    barsala matra jatho mayata barabar.

  15. Nepali ma macha,
    English ma fish,
    Arulai ta maya,
    Timilai ta KISS.

  16. hpy diwali frnds nd gud mrng

  17. pyar 2 lok v karde ne sada loka varga pyar nahi jo te kita sanu bulna ni jo asi kita tenu yaad nahi

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  18. Ha ha ha ha ha wa wa wa kya must must joke xan yar shathi haru ajhai update garnu holaa hunxa

  19. chintashrees jaljala baglung said:

    Paisa kamaula ra bihe garaula vani gulf tira aako.5 mahina vo company le duty nai dieko chhaina time pass garna dherai gahro vako bela yasto funny kuraharu padhna pauda khusi lagyo .many many thanks

  20. arjun bhatta chhetri said:

    dami lagyo

  21. so naughty…..

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