fruit wala- hay madam kahie kahi ta khana lai lanus..!!!
Lady- kahile nango keti dekheko chainau?
Waiter- hoina, ma sochi rahechhu paisa kaha bata nikalchhau…..
21.Class ma halla bhai rahe thiyo , principal le students lai hakardai sodyo “kasko PERIOD chali rahe6?”
lajaudai 4 girls uthera ubhiyo..
20. Doctor1 – shit , maile aafno patient sanga SEX gare malai aafu guilty feel bhairahe6
Doctor2 – yasto huncha hamro profession ma ,yasto kuralai
samanya rup ma leu.
Doctor1 – ya, tyo ta ho tara timilai thaha 6ina hola ma veterinary Doctor hu bhaner…
19. Nurse lost her cat in the hospital
Nurse- any 1 got a pussy
All women stood up
Nurse- I mean any one seen a pussy?
All men stood up
Nurse – no, I mean any 1 seen my pussy
All doctors stood up
18. Buharile sasuko khutta thichdai thiyo,sadi sabai khuskiyo
Buhari – NAMASKAR
SASU –kaslai namaskar gardai chhasa ?
Buhari – sasurako rana bhumi ra mero patiko janmabhumi lai
17. Chhorale buwa aama le SEX gareko dekhera
Chhora – k gareko buwa ?
Buwa – tero aamalai petrol bhardai chhu.
Son – aamako average cheack garnus rati pani uncle le bharer janu bhayeko chha ..
16. Suhagratko din dhokama dhakdhak hunchha dulahi kudera parda pachhadi gayer luk6 .
Husband – k bho ?
Wife – malai lagyo POLICE le raid garyo .
15. Man – Kiss garu ?
Girl – Lipstick kharab hun6.
Man Boobs dabau ?
Girl – T-shirt kharab hun6
Man – Fuck garu ?
Girl – period ma chhu .
Man – Don’t say loose motions hai .
14. Man Running after a bus n catches it n ask de driver
Yo tero aama lag6?
Lagdaina.
Didi bahini lagchha?
Lagdain
Tyaso bhaye kina chadna didainas ?
13. Man1 - bhanchhan aaimaiko haathma jadu hun6
Man2 - ekdam sahi ,3 inch ko chij hath ma diyo bhane 9 inch ko banai dinchha …
12. 3 Fact of LIFE
1. garib ra boobs jahile panji dabin6
1. samasya ra Lado kunai pani bela khada hun sak6.
3. bhagya ra BRA KUNAI BELA PANI KHULNA SAKCHHA.
11. Lady to nokarni – ta sabai kam ma bekar chhas .
Nokarni - bedma tapai bhanda ramro chhu .
Lady – Talai saheb le bhanyo ?
Nokarni – Hoina, Driver le bhaneko .
10. Teacher – kun chij mukhma rakhnu hudaina ?
Student – bali raheko bulb .
Teacher – kina?
Student - hijo rati aamale buwa sanga bhandai hunuhunthiyo “bulb nibhayeu bhane mukha ma linchhu .
9. What is de most sensitive part of de body During Masturbation ?
Ans – yr Ear –lissening for footsteps
8. Rati hostelma Batti gaye pachhi keti haru chichyayo” kunai manchhe lai bolau
Warden – Rat dherai bhai sakyo MOMBATTI le kam chalau .
7. Wife mero BRA khola
Husband – La , khole
Wife – Mero painty khola.
Husband- la yo pani khole.
Wife – khabardar ab dekhi mero UNDERGARMENTS lagayeu bhane….
6. Harbhajan 2 his wife : Darling ! k ma timro pahilo prem ho ?
Wife : Bewakuf , Spinnerle kahile opening garchha.
5. Man was founding a lady in a crouded bus
Lady Excuese me , Tapai ramro gari rahanu bhayeko chhaina .
Man : Yati bhidma ma yo bhanda ramro garna sakdin ….
4. Chori: chheuko ketale herne bitikai mero BRA tyte hun6.
Aama: chhori BRA nalaga ani her usko underwear tite hun6.
3. Sara rat bityo timaro parkhaima tara timi aayenau , tyasaile hallayer sute
“Dirty Mind”
Light aayen ……. Pankha nikaler sutnu paryo…
2. Man 2 Lady in Bus
Man : mam,Suntala samhalnus ,they distub me.
Lady replies angrily : timilai k matalab, suntala mero ho.
Man ho ,tara juice ta mero mikli rahe6.
1. Ek Lady le 6 wata jumliya bachchaa janmayo ra risle husbandko ma aayera jodle ek thappad hirkayo
Lady: ma timilai bhandin thea Doggy Style le na ara bhanera.
