Nepali jokes

Posted: November 20, 2007 in nepali, nepali jokes

 

21.  “yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta  “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?

Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..

 

 

 

 

 

20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj

Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”

Keti  “sandil kholu .

Keta – ”pagal ,  yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

18. Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?

Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Ram – talking in cell politely

Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?

Ram – wife sanga ?

Shym – yati prem le

Ram – timro ho ni………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?

Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

 

 

 

 

15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .

 

 

 

 

14. Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.

 

 

 

 

13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..

 

 

 

 

12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani parchha ,timro yad aauchha , jaba panimaa bijchhu timi nai yad aauchhau. BHANA MERO CHHATAA KAHILE FARKAUCHHAU ???

 

 

 

 

11.  Rakshi banyo tyasaile bhatti banyo banyo tyasaile bhamaraa banyo , timima kunai khasa baat chha , KINAKI,TYASAI PAGAL KHANA BANENA….

 

 

 

 

10. Phool bina…..sugandha bekaar chandrama bina…..Chandni bekaar prem bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mero SMS bina…..Timro MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

 

 

 

 

9. jasari Heera le Heea katchha … falaamle falaamlai katchhha .thik tyasari nai heradai gara ek din… timilai KUKURle tokcha….

 

 

 

 

8.timi hasi rakha ,sadhai hasi nai rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha , hasera khusi hau ,hasera nai jivan bitau , malai ke chha ra ,manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha PAGAAL bhanera… ..!

 

 

 

 

7. aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha ,ke bho? ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho ha ha ..

 

 

 

 

6. Doctor says to hari: tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group autai chha, ho?Hari: kina nahosa ta , usale mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khun khai rahechha…

 

 

 

5. schoolma nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo:madam 3. alikati tapai ,alikati ma koshis garchhu bachcha ta niski hal6 ni …!

 

 

 

 

4. Nepali niyam…yadi ketile aafnai echhale diyo bhane PREM …. yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR…. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR…. yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR

 

 

 

 

3. keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…

 

 

 

2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..

 

 

 

 

1. girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…

 

 

 

2. husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..

 

 

 

 

1. girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????

 

 

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    21. “yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
    Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?

    Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..

    20. Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj

    Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…

    19. Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”

    Keti “sandil kholu .

    Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..

    18. Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?

    Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar

    17. Ram – talking in cell politely

    Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?

    Ram – wife sanga ?

    Shym – yati prem le

    Ram – timro ho ni………

    16. Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?

    Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha

    15. Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .

    14. Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.

    13. When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..

    12. jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani

  2. jeevan kaal says:

    like it……. thanks for it…………..aauta manche ko sirmati ko pet fule ko rahecha. uss ko husband chai uss ko budi pregnent bhayo bhanera kusi hudai doctor ko ma lage cha. doctor le check up garepachi:-
    doctor:- tapai ko budi pregnent haina uss ko pet ma gas bhaye ko rahecha…
    tyo manche( resau dai):- k teso bhaye malai hawa halne pump mechine samjheko…….

  3. popular says:

    auta kata kti lai chikna gancha ani chiki ra ko vela ma kta le kt lai van cha
    kta :- padau
    kt:- ho kinara
    kta:- kasto gulla muni setalo vayo kya

  4. BIKRAM says:

    80 saal ko Bodro le 15 saal ki kayte lai
    BIWA, gareyo ra suhaagraat ko din khub roye,
    Bodro lay saboi bhulle sakeko thiyo’
    ra kayte kai jaanthinan.(bikramchhetri007@gmail.com)

  5. roshan says:

    i want to read some jocks

  6. Suresh says:

    nice but halka rough

  7. tarak says:

    80 saal ko Bodro le 15 saal ki kayte lai
    BIWA, gareyo ra suhaagraat ko din khub roye,
    Bodro lay saboi bhulle sakeko thiyo’
    ra kayte kai jaanthinan.(

  8. saramma says:

    not bad bt not gud 2

  9. SANHAM says:

    5/6 jana keti haru ak aapasma kura gardai jor jorle hasi raheka thiye. tehi bela 1 jana k t uther bhani
    ….. a sathi haru ho.. E keta haru chahi ke kura garer haschhan hola..?

    arko k t le jawaf diyo…. hamro jastai kura garer haschhan holani ta ..
    arko k t uthera k bhanche thaha chha…..

    ” chhya kasta RANDA huda rahechhan hai sathi ho” …

  10. sahil says:

    eka deshma euta bokshi thiyo.oosko gharbatta jahile bhat bhat aawaaz aunthyo .
    euta manche usko ghar ma gayo.uslai heryo.chakh pachadi basyo . bholi palta umaryo

  11. Nischal says:

    eka deshma eauta bhoot thyo ra uh sadhai moot thyo…….

  12. charka says:

    suppop

  13. jeewan says:

    hvy maajako lorai6…………………………….sopup sid

  14. nepali jokes says:

    kya dhamai chha
    pardha peadai hasera man harami chha

  15. karuna says:

    yesto je payo tei lekhne

  16. Prabin Bhandariu says:

    I leke very much

  17. dev says:

    nice joke

  18. dev says:

    malae ta lasty haso layo joke pahne ra ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  19. Wa wa wa wa kya ramro chutkilaa xa baa

  20. Dil .thapa Magar says:

    Hahahahaha all sms very niceee,,,

  21. dpak baral bro says:

    ah theeek 6

  22. Madan Karki says:

    time passing jokes

  23. rajiv shrestha says:

    i think its a cool website for entertainment which makes people laugh. I like this

  24. rajiv shrestha says:

    i love this . It is cool site for entertainment

  25. Nepali Jokes says:

    Wow..really funny jokes Indeed…For more Nepali Jokes please visit our blog

  26. Milan says:

    Dhearai Ramaila Jokes haru Rahechhan Mazza AAyo

  27. Rocksun says:

    chha yast paqne huncha ta phul bina k kada.

  28. Yogesh says:

    Like

  29. Krishna says:

    Oh nice jokes malai saabai jokes haru sarai maan paro

  30. Himal says:

    Hooohooohooo. Ramro 6 i like it & upload in my fb page. Very very nice….

  31. Razzo says:

    Uh-huh,
    Life’s like this
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    That’s the way it is
    ‘Cause life’s like this
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    That’s the way it is

    Chill out,
    What you yellin’ for?
    Lay back, it’s all been done before
    And if you could only let it be
    You will see

    I like you the way you are
    When we’re, driving in my car
    And you’re talking to me
    One on one
    But you become

    Somebody else
    ‘Round everyone else
    Watchin’ your back
    Like you can’t relax
    You’re tryin’ to be cool
    You look like a fool
    To me

    Tell me

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it

    No, no, no

    You come over unannounced
    Dressed up like you’re something else
    Where you are and
    Where you sat, you see
    You’re making me
    Laugh out
    When you strike a pose
    Take off all your preppy clothes
    You know
    You’re not fooling anyone
    When you become

    Somebody else
    ‘Round everyone else
    Watchin’ your back
    Like you can’t relax
    Tryin’ to be cool
    You look like a fool
    To me

    Tell me

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me
    I’m never gonna find you fake it

    No, no, no…

    Chill out,
    What you yellin’ for?
    Lay back, it’s all been done before
    And if you could let it be
    You will see

    Somebody else
    ‘Round everyone else
    You’re watchin’ your back
    Like you can’t relax
    You’re tryin’ to be cool
    You look like a fool
    To me, to me

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it

    No, no

    Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
    I see the way you’re
    Acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated
    Life’s like this, you
    And you fall and you crawl
    And you break and you take
    What you get and you turn it into
    Honesty Promise me I’m never gonna find you fake it

  32. Ashok Shrestha says:

    like it

  33. asutos soul says:

    i really dont like at all

  34. nepali jokes says:

    This is simple and very good jokes …….like it

  35. great jokes and the best collection ever found on internet …thanks.

  36. Majako joks haru … Hahahahahaha… Ek din ram ra shyam school dhilo pugo ra sir le sodo; ram kina school dhilo ako? Ram:sir mero paisa hara ko thiyo ani khoda pheri dhilo bhayo . Sir:ani shyam timi ne kina dhilo? Shyam:sir maile usko paisa kulchera base ko thiye?

  37. saroz says:

    Breakup’s arent alwz meant for Makeup’s..
    Sometimes they’re meant fo Wakeup’s.

  38. gopal khadka says:

    hahahaha plz maro id ma pani jokes rakhadinu la

  39. sujan says:

    thikai rai6 not so bad and not so good too

  40. Arjun Chetry says:

    Its Verry Joking In All SMS
    I Like It SMS

  41. What a rubbish type of joke just like a punch of tit tomato

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